Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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