I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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