No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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