I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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