Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high