Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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