are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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