Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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