It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
