this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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