Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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