be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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