I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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