So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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