Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I just had sex on a roof
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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