it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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