the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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