The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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