How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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