I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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