You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The air taste purple.
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