Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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