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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.

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• (914): View more from New York

  The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die

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• (207): View more from Maine

  is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.

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