No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.