No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
