That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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