grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
