Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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