I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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