My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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