I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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