I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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