Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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