I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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