All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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