Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.