my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".