Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sext me about skeletons
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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