just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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