uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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