fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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