I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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