What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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