Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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