Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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