i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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