If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I lost the right to judge tonight
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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