All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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