and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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