she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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