I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Randomize
