I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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