You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Dignity is for republicans.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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