ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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