i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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